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Tasty Ixia Casserole

Preparation time: 19 years

Yield: 1 Hammer from Hell

Ingredients:

1 cup Literature- Cecily von Ziegesar, Henry David Thoreau, Beverly Cleary, Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Pablo Neruda and Ellen Hopkins.

½ cup Music- The Runaways, YACHT, System of the Down, Scars on Broadway, Santigold, Robyn, Nirvana, Metric, Linkin Park, Gorillaz, Frou Frou, Coconut Records, Calle 13, Belanova, Arctic Monkeys, Suzi Quatro and LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 tablespoons TV- IT Crowd, Food Party, Project Runway, House Hunters, Good Eats, Chowder, Adventure Time, SNL, Cats 101, Rugrats, Robot Chicken, The Boondocks and Ugly Betty.

¼ Tablespoon Brewster Origins- Biased teacher threats, Minim wage jobs (Apple House & McDonalds), Mexican-American customs, Deli food, Susana & scary movies.

1 pinch- of Spicy Latina attitude.

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
2. Mix Music and Brewster Origins violently and thoroughly until Brewster stench masked.
Pour in Literature; add in TV and Latina attitude until desired spiciness. Results may be slightly lumpy (curvy).
3. Pour everything into casserole dish, cover with foil and bake 20 years. No peeking! Garnish with Ross clothing and mismatch jewelry.

Enjoy this delicious and original dish!

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they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 
Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.
But wait, there’s more.
Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.
Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.
They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.
not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck


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they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

badass.

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