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Tasty Ixia Casserole

Preparation time: 19 years

Yield: 1 Hammer from Hell

Ingredients:

1 cup Literature- Cecily von Ziegesar, Henry David Thoreau, Beverly Cleary, Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Pablo Neruda and Ellen Hopkins.

½ cup Music- The Runaways, YACHT, System of the Down, Scars on Broadway, Santigold, Robyn, Nirvana, Metric, Linkin Park, Gorillaz, Frou Frou, Coconut Records, Calle 13, Belanova, Arctic Monkeys, Suzi Quatro and LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 tablespoons TV- IT Crowd, Food Party, Project Runway, House Hunters, Good Eats, Chowder, Adventure Time, SNL, Cats 101, Rugrats, Robot Chicken, The Boondocks and Ugly Betty.

¼ Tablespoon Brewster Origins- Biased teacher threats, Minim wage jobs (Apple House & McDonalds), Mexican-American customs, Deli food, Susana & scary movies.

1 pinch- of Spicy Latina attitude.

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
2. Mix Music and Brewster Origins violently and thoroughly until Brewster stench masked.
Pour in Literature; add in TV and Latina attitude until desired spiciness. Results may be slightly lumpy (curvy).
3. Pour everything into casserole dish, cover with foil and bake 20 years. No peeking! Garnish with Ross clothing and mismatch jewelry.

Enjoy this delicious and original dish!

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